The ministerofculture.com security strike team is on the job. Its aim to to collect more pen-knives, nail files, and broken heels than the Department of Transportation's security strike team. It may not reach this goal but having started, it is already more effective at providing security than that of the CIA under George Tenant. (or the FAA under Jane Garvey). The ministerofculture.com staff will assemble a top-notch team of experts to form the new MOC  Security Strike Team. This new team will solely focus on investigating and resolving security issues. Instead of working in relative secrecy, the MOCSST will have a strong public-facing presence at the MOC Security Center.

The MOC team has millions of good reasons to be crying about the MOC site. In its current incarnation, it's had virtual no traffic, taking it to an unprecedented level of popularity